May 23, 2007--Funny things my kids said

My kids must have been trying to make me laugh yesterday. They said so many funny things. I don't think they meant to be funny, actually, but they were. Jay and Joy and Sarah had all written letters to the President awhile back for school, and they all got letters back yesterday (of course they all said the same thing) and they also got a nice picture of the President and First Lady. They were so excited. The envelope said, "First Class Mail" on the front and Joy said, "You know what that means? That means they got to ride in the First Class section on the airplaine!" Later, Abby came up to me and said, "Do you think I have an eye infection?" I looked at her eyes and answered, "No, why do you ask?" Abby rubbed her eye and said, "Because every time I pee my eye hurts." I can only figure that it must have had something to do with Joy's bladder infection. Then, if that weren't fun enough for one day, Rachel came up to me and said, "Mom, when's it going to be time to eat, and when's it going to be my shopping day, and why do we all have to be alive?"