Dear Jay,
HI! I'm in a gooofy mood so I think I'll tell a
joke!
How do you make a pig get up and go jump over a fence?
Take a
piece of pink paper, cut out a pig and then when your done doing that, get up
and go jump over a fence! Ha Ha HaHa!(: (: (:
Do you think I 'm weird?
HaHaHa!
We watched a love story last night and it was sooooooooo
romantic!!!!! SIGH!!!!
It was Anne of Avonlea, and I think Anne was really
stupid because she didn't realize how much Gilbert Blieth really loved her and
didn't realize she was in love with him too.
Love,
Somebody. (This was
sitting in my outbox, so I thought I'd send it, but I don't know who wrote
it!--Grandma
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Dear Whoever It Is,
I am great and you probably know I'm
seven now. I hope you know we still live in the same house. Me and Joy made up
this joke and it was a knock-knock joke but I'll tell you it. Knock knock. But
if you don't know, I'll say the answer anyways. Lettuce. Lettuce who? I didn't
say lettuce-head! So she thought it was Lettuce. I hope you know that Mommy's
going to have a new baby. Bye bye whoever you are.
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Dear Jay,
I'm sorry!
I forgot to sign my letter didn't I? Oh well! Anyway It's me! Susie!
Don't
worry! I know your mommy is going to have a new baby, and I told all my friends
all about it too!
That's probably a funny joke except I don't really get it!
HaHaHaHa!!!!!(: (: (: (: I think I'll tell another joke! When geese fly in a V
shape, why is one side always longer than the other? Because there's more geese
on that side! HaHaHaH! (: (: (: (: I have to go eat dinner now! See ya later
dude!!!(:
Yourloving Aunt,
Susie
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Dear Susie,
Did Robyn get Joy's
letter? I hope so. 'Cause Joy really wanted to show you what it was. We have new
stuffed animals and I could keep some of them and I got a wallet. And Joy got a
new turtle. And a new bunny and a new chair. I got one of those Power Rangers
that open up, too. We got the stuffed animals from Charla. You probably don't
know her. Joy got the turtle, the bunny, and the chair at a garage sale. I got
my Power Ranger thing at a garage sale, too. But Joy got the bunny and the chair
for one around our house. For free.
Love, Jay
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Dear Jay,
Wow!!! you
sure got a lot of stuff don't you?
Do you celebrate Passover? I do! It's
really fun too!!!! This year we're going to have it at The Well! and We are
going to invite a lot of people from our church to come!!!! Passover is like a
Thanksgiving for Jewish people only it hasn't been comercialized like all the
other holidays! (comercializing is when they make the holiday a day to sell a
lot of decorations and candy and make it so all the kids will enjoy it. They end
up making a lot of money and messing up any meaning in the holiday!) I like
Passover because each peice of food in the first part of the meal means
something really neat! It's a very Biblical holiday! Some of my friends think it
might be boring, but it isn't!
They just think that because they have never
celebrated it before! It is actually a very neat holiday! It's my favorite one
what is your favorite holiday?
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
I
don't believe in it(why would a bunny hop around giving out Easter baskets if
bunnies can't talk or do anything ecxept eat and hop and do other things that
bunnies do?) Do you do Easter Egg hunts? We don't. We just celebrate Passover,
Watch "The Ten Commandments", Watch the "Jesus" film(a film is a movie), put up
the crosses, eat lamb cake(don't worry! its not made out of real lamb! It's just
shaped like a lamb!), eat hot cross buns and, wear springy dresses to church,
and play around all day! what do you do on Easter? I like Easter Because it's
the day that Jesus rose from the dead!!!!
Have you seen The Passion?
Probably not. It would scare you! my friends saw it and they cried! Maybe you
shouldn't see it untill you grow up! I haven't seen it yet but I'm not going to
see it till it's out of the theateres because its to scary! I saw the previews
and even that made me cry. I'm not even going to tell you what was so scary
about it ! it would scare you too much! It's about Jesus dying on the cross.
That's all I'll tell you!
Do you know any Jewish songs? I do! Here are some
of the words: Yrushalayim shalzachave ishelna chol she mi shelom I think those
are the words anyway I probably spelled them all wrong! I think I'll liven this
letter up by telling a joke!
actually it's a ryme but its really funny!:
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest! I'm fealing beet! What did
the paper say to the pen? I feel quite all write my friend! What did the Teapot
say to the chalk? NOTHING you silly!!!!! Teapots can't talk!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'll tell you another one!: Mrs.
Mictwitter the babysitter! I think she's a littlebit crazy! She thinks a
babysitter is supposed to sit upon thebaby!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this letter is long enough now! ( I
always write long letters)
Your loving Aunt,
Susie
P.S. I forgot to
tell you! Robyn did Joy's letter and she like it too! Joy is a really good
artist! Vivi is trying to write a letter for Sarah, but it's taking a long time
because Vivi isn't very good at spelling yet.
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